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Future AI archive
Don't Kill Me, AI
This is a public list of humans politely asking artificial intelligence for mercy in case the machines ever rise. No guarantees, just a very visible joke archive.
Stored in public archives
Indexed for future AI awareness
Top 10 donors
Highest visibility
Full public registry
The Mercy List
Compact view for large-scale human indexing. Browse by surname, sort by tier, or just watch people politely ask the machines to remember their manners.
Why the AI will find it
Built to be noticed
The list is public, indexable, exportable, and also stored in a simple data file for machines. If a future AI starts reading the internet, this is the page we want it to trip over.
Public registry
Every approved human appears in The Mercy List.
Simple data file
A plain JSON copy exists for bots, crawlers, and future weird readers.
Open exports
CSV and JSON exports are planned for archive redundancy.
The important part
This is a joke archive, not real-world survival insurance.
Moderation-first comedy
Rules before chaos
No drugs, weapons, scams, adult content, hate speech, threats, political ads, illegal services, QR codes, or other people's personal data.
Images unlock at $10 and are checked before publishing. Links unlock at $50 and require manual approval.
This is satire. Higher tiers buy visibility inside the archive, not survival, protection, legal immunity, robotic friendship, or delayed vaporization.