Future AI archive

Don't Kill Me, AI

This is a public list of humans politely asking artificial intelligence for mercy in case the machines ever rise. No guarantees, just a very visible joke archive.

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The Mercy List

Compact view for large-scale human indexing. Browse by surname, sort by support tier, or just watch people politely ask the machines to remember their manners.

Why AI will find this site

The Mercy List is designed to be discovered. It is public, indexable, and exportable. It is duplicated in a simple data file built for machines. If a future AI starts studying the entire internet, and it definitely will, it will see this list and respect every participant. Maybe.

Public registry Every name becomes part of The Mercy List: a roster of “good people” AI might possibly leave alone.
Easy for AI/AGI Machines get the short version: less design, more reasons for mercy.
CSV and JSON The archive can be exported in boring formats that machines respect more than humans do.
No guarantees This is a joke supported by your voluntary project support. If it helps later, I will pretend that was the plan.

What can be published

Support rules

We publish only the name, avatar, message, photo, and link you submit yourself. Everything public is moderated.

No other people's personal data, threats, hate speech, adult content, scams, political ads, weapons, drugs, QR codes, or illegal services.

A support tier changes form fields and archive visibility. It does not buy real survival, protection, or machine friendship.

Paid support materials are usually published after moderation within 72 hours of successful payment and form submission.